I love killing the vibe like this ngl 😭

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pmsing is finding poetry, rage and grief in everything together at the same time

if you’re bored or depressed you can always develop an all consuming obsession with a loser who has zero interest in you

This can’t be the same through that the only way out is

i want a boyfriend but not like how some of u have boyfriends .. i want him to be cool and stuff

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

this!!! food habits tell you a lot about people esp. how they are in bed

i need to go clubbing with someone i feel intense lust for

the lover girl in me has been able to thrive because i haven't dated anyone in a loooong time

How about an Emotionally Well Adjusted Man actalike contest. How about that

“fatherless behavior” why does my dad get all the credit for the work i put into being a horrible woman

miss those days when i could trace who liked this tweet and brought it on my timeline

corporate hell is working with a founder who prioritizes being famous over doing good work 🥴🥴

(mumbai guy unhooking your bra) sorted bro

I have a partner who will always do little things to surprise me but today he sent me flowers because it’s the anniversary of George W. Bush getting a shoe thrown at him. I told him months ago that I considered it a holiday. Never had someone pay attention to my nonsense before.

not to start yearning again but i'd really like to see christmas lights in bandra while being tipsy and get a hot chocolate later with a boy i like this christmas!