Unfortunately, my body doesn’t know the difference between clutter in my kitchen and being chased by a lion

(flirting with someone in their 30s) how was ur afternoon nap? 🖤

if u can’t queen out to divorced dad rock STAY BACK, U FOOL. go find your joy and your whimsy. QUICKLY

to be loved is to be seen to be loved is to be known to be loved is to be considered

Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room who knows where I’ll go next

I literally JUST went through something…and now I’m going through something else….what’s next??

Hey man, you were asleep for a while. Don’t worry, it’s still Tuesday. But it’s 40,000 P.M.

LB trader joe's isn't a grocery store it's more like a toy store for food

deleting all my dating apps to meet someone the old fashioned way (guess I'll just stumble on home to my cats, alone, unless you wanna come along?)

so strange to see ppl calling the destruction of property violent while the police are running over protestors w cars, trampling them w horses, separating families, firing at civilians…yk actual violence towards living people

Seeing a lot of people mentioning wet bulb temps but not making an effort to explain to people what that means, so here's some information Basically, they're talking about humidity indexes which keep you from being cooled off by sweat. You will still sweat. It won't help (cont)

so interesting watching love island through your tweets like girl I hope huda is ok I guess

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

Still younger than 5 U.S. Representatives and a U.S. Senator

going to war. (cleaning out my closet)

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being a swiftie is so fun people ask if u enjoyed an album just to tell u how much they hate it and how awful it is after u answer that u loved it

i did not spend years turning the faucet off while i brushed my teeth so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop

Convinced this look was a "five holes in the fence" Easter egg.