more like a fever dream with how hard I sobbed in theaters

Being cold indoors makes me feel like I’m living in wartime

As someone who failed so miserably at jump splits and kicks in drill team in HS. You were always the standard Kilgore!

me to my tiktok app right now

‘Cowboy Carter’ by Beyoncé wins the #GRAMMYs award for Album of the Year.

happy to say i have freed myself from the shackles of avoidant men and found me a cutie babygirl loverboy and we r basking in thoughtfulness and mutual obsession in case u were wondering

a good club sandwich will truly change your perspective on life

Wisdom Kaye not being invited to this Met Gala when he’s easily one of the best well dressed men in fashion right now is absolutely insane.. whose decision was that?

Sometimes having to finish a protein bar is exactly like being shot with a gun

Wild how a poor person buying a $1 soda with food stamps sends you into a moral panic, but billionaires writing off private jets and yachts on their taxes? Not a peep. Your outrage is as cheap as that soda.

for your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no

Whatever you’re thinking this isn’t a sign to call that man back, they’re in a different tax bracket than you.

being a zillennial is great because i’m not cheugy or brainrotted. in fact im nothing at all

i will be Fixed if i make enough Lists

i don’t watch the 2 brothers show but i hope for the sake of everyone’s mental health that the one with sad eyes beats the one with evil curly hair

EVERY BED IS COLD WITHOUT YOUR BODY IN IT EVERYWHERE I GO MY SKIN IS CRAWLING WHAT IF I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES WITHOUT YOU IN MY HEAD I'M SCARED I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

EVERY BED IS COLD WITHOUT YOUR BODY IN IT, EVERYWHERE I GO MY SKIN IS CRAWLING WHAT IF I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES WITHOUT YOU IN MY HEAD... I'M SCARED I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

My oil painting of Diet Coke & Uncrustable

wake up go to work get home eat sleep wake up go to work get home eat sleep wake up go to work get home eat sleep