It’s coming home. ALW

I switched from iPhone to Samsung this year, after Apple admitted they deliberately slowed their phones down. Now I know I was right. "Have an iPhone? Your phone probably has slower internet speeds than those with a Samsung or Google" bloomberg.com/news/articles/… (via Bloomberg Technology)

Don’t worry if your A level grades aren’t any good. I got a C and 2 Us. And I’m sitting here deciding which of my Range Rovers to use today

If I was a pilot, I'd want to do this on my FIRST DAY

If this is Ryanair, they need to explain how this man's disgusting racial abuse of the black lady in the seat next to him ends up with HER being asked to move. It is beyond belief x.com/_sjpeace_/stat…

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Did you see a tipper truck or similar on Thaxted Road near Wimbish between 25/26 October? This load of earth was dumped on Parsonage Lane blocking the entire road. Please contact [email protected] in confidence. facebook.com/UttlesfordDC/p…

Gravestones can topple. Children should not play in cemeteries for that reason. Very few people die from falling tombstones. This is not a serious safety issue. Covering the name of the dead person with a fluorescent warning sign is hideous.

Phallic prankster finds novel way to point out pothole problem in Saffron Walden saffronwaldenreporter.co.uk/news/phallic-p…

Two millennials and a 20th century phone. Can they successfully dial someone’s number and speak to them? This is INCREDIBLE (via Lukas Stefanko)

This guy is SO talented

We’ve published guidance for students and universities on allowing students to be with their families at Christmas. gov.uk/government/new…

Prince William 'has ended 20-year friendship' with ITV's Tom Bradby over Harry and Meghan mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/p…

What a game, what a result! A huge team effort England. The whole country will be behind you on Sunday #ItsComingHome

24 hours to go until England face Italy in the #EURO2020 final. England, we’re behind you!

⚠️Service announcement for Essex residents ⚠️ See post below from @loveessexuk 👇 x.com/loveessexuk/st…

RAIL STRIKE - SATURDAY 23RD JULY ❗ LAST TRAINS WILL FINISH EARLIER THAN NORMAL ❗ 📢 Please check before you travel