nice flashy jukes and layouts bro she let me hit bc i care about the spirit of the game (THIS TWEET FOR ULTIMATE FRISBEE ENTHUSIASTS ONLY)

"Into Space!" Soviet porcelain tea set, 1965.

It's cool that kicking someone in the nuts is unreasonably effective but most people in a fight won't resort to nut shots, even if they're losing, purely because it's dishonorable. That's like a Klingon-type social norm we have

"your college roommate getting you to say 'unhoused'"

Do you think that Doc Venture occasionally receives a royalty check for like 8 dollars from the Rusty Venture Show/Brisby Bee straight-to-dvd crossover movie

There should be a community that's like furries but for this type of thing

I'm crying man he actually said "Most of you probably didn't notice this"

I would but I don’t have a job :/

Is a clone a type of robot

All the replies to this are like "You laugh but in 3rd grade my teacher called my essay gay and now I'm a neo-nazi" without even attempting to explain how those two things could possibly be connected

*Incandescently horny, glowing white and levitating off the ground* Not that big of a deal

Going through old files and found this meme I made a few years ago, still not really sure what possessed me to do so but here you go

dude

Cool. Futuristic even

“High concept = wacky” is a very easy mistake to make and I’ll admit I use the phrase that way all the time even though I technically know better. But a lot of people are saying they thought high concept meant “highbrow”, how do you even think that?

Large novelty cowboy hat method UNPATCHED

Tfw my husband and I catch the pool boy fucking the au pair and we’re both crying a lot for no reason

[wife lying to her mom on phone] no he doesnt practice stand up anymore [me in basement walkin back n forth] people be lookin like they dogs