I spend too much of my life cooking. But also

My train of thought just now: "Oh yeah, I was chatting with someone ... more than yesterday days ago, and I wanted to show them something, but I only had my phone and the something wasn't on my phone so it must be on my PC ... who was that? ... and what did I want to show them?"

HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! Her sister was a witch! Right?! And what was HER sister? A Princess! The Wicked Witch of the East, BRO! You're gonna look at me and tell me that I'm wrong?! Am I wrong?! She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, Doug! #TweetsYouCanHear

I simply do not understand how these neighbors of mine can afford to live here.

The current decade we're living in -- the 2020s -- is now 25% behind us.

How old were you when you went through your incense phase? I was 20-22.

LIVE from 2pm GMT (starts in 25 mins) over on Twitch! All aboard the Fail Fleet as I attempt to play Warcraft 😅 Join here: twitch.tv/kristiannairn 🏴‍☠️

Survive being out in public on July 4 Challenge

Every now and then you find a restaurant that just gets you on a spiritual level

If you live in a place tourists come to in the summer, there's no way you appreciate how much they judge your town on the quality of the miniature golf course.

If you translate San Diego Padres from Spanish to English you get the Saint Jacob Daddies.

This weekend the “harassing game devs” discourse has been exhausting. I can only imagine how it lands for others I know and work with. I wish I’d completely turned off social media on my days off.

It is not possible to understand Orange County, California.

Wordle gave me feelings today. How did you do? 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Does anyone else have this radio announcer voice in your distant memory that sometimes pops into your head and says "Crank it up ... and rip the knob off!" Just me?

WoW Dragonflight Dracthyr emojis!!! worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/news/238…

Why has no one been talking about the rocket that crashed into the earth in the past hour? Seems like interesting news. Video from Malaysia:

Still one of my favorite jokes:

I've been a performer for most of my life, and I've struggled with that mental trick that performers do where they don't care if someone hates them. I can do it, but I worry that: Any kind of not caring can lead to all kinds of indifference. Anyway I'm logging out for August.

FYI for those in SoCal wondering why it’s raining— I spent three hours detailing my car yesterday. First time in months. You’re welcome.