Something needs to be done about the dogshit software in all modern cars.

So we're told Reform are a danger to our democracy and yet in the last few days the Labour Government has announced that us plebs won't get a right to a jury and have no right to know if the MPs we vote for are criminals or not. Amazing work all round!

Weekly Palestinian hate marches : UK Government "there's nothing we can do, our hands are tied". One single Farmer's protest : UK Government "you're all banned from protesting ever again".

Just watched Rupert Lowes' appearance at a recent public accounts committee and let me tell you, if we had another 350 Rupert Lowes in parliament, we might actually get somewhere.

If you're throwing away shoes, make sure to keep the laces!

All these British kids in 'poverty', do they not have 'white privilege' then? Or is poverty a privilege? I'm confused!

Requiring an 'app' for every bloody shop, website, bank, subscription, council and government service is not even close to being a sustainable model - this needs course correcting before it drives us all mad!

The UK retail industry is in a mass conspiracy to make us all think we are Alice in Wonderland, as every item in the shops continues to shrink before our very eyes!

Overheard people chattering about 'Tool Theft', thought they were referring to Starmer's budget, lol.

There's 195 countries in the world and 48 nations in the #FIFAWorldCup2026draw This means literally 25% of countries are at the world Cup.

The fable of 'The Emperor's New Clothes' perfectly describes the woke social contagion.

Who's looking forward to the excitement of the final #Formula1 race of the season? (sponsored by #NetZero)

Unskippable ads are a red line. I would rather not watch anything.

It's so convenient that the Post Office do personal loans because you're gonna need one to post your familys' Christmas parcels.

"We shall tarmac and concrete over vast swathes of the countryside" - The 'Green' Party 2025

The demented EU cookie law is the ultimate 'tell me you know nothing about the Internet without telling me you know nothing about the Internet'

The ideology of the electric cars debate is totally distracting us from what's truly important. I don't care if my car is powered by Unicorn farts! I just want it to drive 400 miles without needing more Unicorn farts, and I don't want to have to tether it to a Unicorn overnight

The current UK Prime Minister reminds me of that Stephen King book IT. He's a terrifying clown. #WelcomeToDerry

Wouldn't it be better to prioritise net zero crime over net zero carbon?