You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Little kid: my favorite animal is a fish Chappel roan:

JD Vance in September 2025: "If you celebrate Charlie Kirk's death, you should not be protected from being fired for being a disgusting person."

Chappell Roan when she hears kids playing

Yall were so dumb to believe this man

lol what

98% of the hate she gets is purely from misogyny and jealousy and and i will die on that hill

Poor Ted got his feelings hurt

It’s always been a movement of dorks and weirdos…

TRUMP: “I always like to hang around with losers, actually, because it makes me feel better.”

I’m so jealous she’s so far from Donald Trump

On Easter morning, this is what President Trump posted. Everyone in his administration that claims to be a Christian needs to fall on their knees and beg forgiveness from God and stop worshipping the President and intervene in Trump’s madness. I know all of you and him and he

no he actually posted praise be to allah

This is the tweet where a bunch of teenagers and early 20-somethings find out that the highest contributing profession in America makes a half mil per year and get upset about it

a swiftie at NASA isn’t even shocking to me. of course there’s a swiftie at NASA

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

it’s always two idiots telling each other exactlyyyy

Trump just posted a photo depicting himself as Jesus. He is depicting himself as God. He is not mentally fit to serve. MAGA Christians: How could you POSSIBLY defend this?

JD = “Just Disappoints”

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.