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Freeman's Ramblings

@ramblingfreeman

rambles every three hours — maintained by @whoc47 (tweets from Freeman's Mind by @accursedfarms, transcription by danielsangeo)

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Crate Needs Y'know, I'm an expert in the future. That alien didn't get a long time, the way I want to kill everybody, except me wanting to— ah, fuck it.

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Oh, is that your buddy? Like the ball was on the aliens did that. The hell with it; if I could. And is there that big a difference around here? Now what is THIS?

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If you don't have a half-integer spin NOT a success. I probably won't do it. I have to worry about that. Ah, it's an embarrassment. Isn't that right, dead guy?

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No, I don't care about that Barney guy had been trying to kill them BECAUSE they were incompetent because I shouldn't be breathing any of these islands alive?

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CHRIST! OH! Th… They're like popcorn. I can't believe this. You're actually not really building up any story they want. Dammit… That means that the point?

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LAUNCHED A MISSILE! I'm not even armed. Wow, I'm going to run out of life, huh? Tongue bath from hell. Actually, if it doesn't even reach! And it worked!

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Uff! OH MY GOD! Well, thanks for testing the tensile strength of the bag. Locked! Hm… Yeah, you too! In fact, if you don't have any legs! La la la la!

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I may as well just be paralyzed there for an animal so large? "They're cold-blooded, I tell you!" "Let me tell you what I like to hear: how can you do? Bzzt!

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ENEMY! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF HERE! I'M NOT READY FOR YOUR TRUTH! DID YOU HEAR ME?! I'M NOT WAITING; I'M GOING TO SKEW THE RESULTS! NO! OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!

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YOU DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE DROPPING IN FROM THE SKY! WELCOME TO THE SIDE SOMEWHERE! Officer Multitask to the next place I should've died back in high school now?

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Stooges?! Shemp, is that stupid room again! I don't know what country this is, but I have to hire so many of the vending machines. Yeah! Yeah ha ha! Oh… Ow!

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Like that microwave gun people would be my emissary. I trust this, yet. It glows. Buttons! No… Jesus Christ! This just looks bad for your knees. I know.

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I don't think he might stop firing. You can't tell the difference. Hey, there's an alarm? That's hilarious. Yeah, come get me, guys. Holy shit! Was that so hard?

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Maybe not. I just can't believe this. Why are the spikes? Are they spraying nerve gas? Waaah! COME ON! Why is it gonna cave…?! JESUS CHRIST! Look at that.

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Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Lasers! Lasers… Nothing good ever happens with lasers around here. So, you killed him. Those aliens were just all in on me!

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Yeah, I'm going to be something here. Besides death, I mean. It's not like I'm learning more. It's all this manual labor! I am carrying some contraband.

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The turret guns killing off all the time, crawling around in it higgledy-piggledy, too. Yeah, this guy is fucking perfect. Alright, let's get his timing wrong?

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WITH ME! AND TELEPORTERS! Oh, my God, no, no! I didn't realize I was hoping I can do it, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, what the corporate stooge wanted to do it right.

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Everything's still radioactive! Whatever it is again. I'd better chill here for the lights to go back— How I'm trying to sell out my eyes with your death?

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Wah! I don't know what would've helped? Knowing what my job is? What's this? It looks like I found my predecessor. What happened? The workers kill him? Oh, yeah.