Well… 2023 has not been too great so far

Don’t know how I’m expected to be a functioning human being without a daily afternoon nap 😫

RT if Patrick Mahomes can have your right leg.

This is the funniest tweet I have seen so far this year

Get this man some RICE

Jamie Lee Curtis deserves to enjoy herself some Activia after that Oscar win

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

BREAKING: jason derulo has fallen down the stairs at the met gala

oppenheimer if he invented something fun like the xbox or rock climbing walls

What a time it be alive. And it’s October 1st. What a great day

Just a little annoyed that I wasn’t invited but it’s fine

Unfortunately I have found my next music obsession for the next month (or more) #OMITB

i need this gif implanted in my brain

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!

Me coming home after being friendly and social all day:

big day for annoying people

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country