can I just say this is the worst Christmas ever

Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit

i hate how people assume your life is easy just because you don’t talk about the shit you go through

The world feels so weird. I would of never imagined this to be adulthood. 🤯

“pro life” but no baby formula on the shelves? yeah okay.

Saw this and can’t stop thinking about how much better I am at making plans than God

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning

me: *drifting off, about to fall asleep* my gf: i hope that whenever i die, you die at the exact same time

it’s like yo car gets jealous when you doing good in life

being a stoner is fun because if i have a horrible day i make myself feel better with weed and if i have a good day i reward myself with weed

“wtf r u on??” the spectrum

What’s wrong, babe? You’re not taking any Jong rips

i love how she was wearing herself on her shirt and it wasn’t even part of the plot or mentioned or anything it was just her outfit

My 7yo told me that Jeremy gives her all the answers at school. As the conversation went on I found out that Jeremy is her brain. She named her brain Jeremy.

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

this year, actions have proved to me why words don’t mean a thing.

Elon FUCKED small business Twitter… I was getting 20-30 orders a month and this month I’ve gotten 8… if you see this please RT! All my bongs are 25% Off!