Mark zuckerberg on his way to purchase telegram:

I watched Ginny and Georgia for the plot. The plot:

Don’t forget to reblock your mom from your WhatsApp status after today<3

This is where my anger issues started:

This is how Israeli occupation treats young Palestinian children

I watched Never have I ever for the plot. The plot:

“How picky are you” Me:

Why do Americans call ice cream cones “drumsticks” 😭

Walked into the lounge and my mom is watching the Addison Rae movie tf😭💀

As an Indian girl, all I’ve ever wanted to be is my mothers son

South Africans would die in the first round of squid game because we don’t stop at red lights

Urban dictionary is lying, some of y’all are bitches😭💀

“New year, new me🤪” shut up you’ve been the same poes for 4 years now🙄

Because fuel is R20 per litre

My culture is not your outfit😤