Gonna come to your house and yell at you like Bill Belichick yelled at Tom Brady. Expecting perfection out of you.

One minute you’re praying and thanking God for His mercy and 5 minutes later you’re telling a Nigerian scammer to go fuck his mother. The duality of man.

I’ll take it

I was sitting in a tree and saw this doofus below making a sandwich

He just like me fr

Evidently a Russian crime group operating in the US has been responsible for $15 BILLION in Medicare fraud. Why is no one talking about this??

Amen 👏

Thank you Texageddon Junkyard-Tactical for the invitation to Texageddon. We are blessed to have such a great group of people in our corner. There are so many positives to say, there’s not enough room here. Had a blast.

Little Rock I am flying over you

Who left ear pro, bench rest & sand bags?

Florida Man strikes again

And I’m pulling them out to go to MLB Opening Day too. Sorry dude.

The biggest challenge today is getting my “work” vocabulary and attitude back after texageddon. These people here expect me to be polite I think 😂

Former hostage Omer Shem Tov says Hamas was "very scared of" Trump: "They wanted Kamala to be elected." "As soon as Donald Trump was elected, they understood that he wanted to bring us back home," he added. "So immediately, the way they treated me changed"

One more #texageddon shout out…special thanks to Nameless G for being my “landlord” at txgdn, and friend. If you don’t know him, he’s one of the best of our group here.

Hahaha yeah good luck rhyming something with “autoerotic asphyxiation”

I want one.

We are willing to put up with the cringiest grifter slop imaginable, just because a president is willing to close the border and bring our jobs back… Imagine what we would do for an actual leader.

Gonna get a group of these ducks to just follow me around and make that noise after everything I say