@ShanghaiBrawler That's my job, honey. Nothing I can do about it.

It felt like I've been asleep for months.

Wait. I did sleep for two months.

I need to stab someone to feel like a woman again.

@ShanghaiBrawler You miss me.

@ShanghaiBrawler I slept for two months. Not even kidding.

[CRACK.] Much better. Slept the wrong way for two months.

Daddy issues? That seems common among 'heroes'.

If it's not daddy issues, it's sibling rivalry. And somehow, I have both.

Yay. Lessons from a bird. Coo all you want.

That's an insult, if you haven't noticed.

There's nothing wrong with a little bloodthirst.

@ShanghaiBrawler How should I know? Never lived that life before.

@ShanghaiBrawler Of course, honey. You know me.

Yay for being one hundred and one years old.

Ah. The love and care of a sibling. Charming.

I'll have more wine, please.

That's a long nap. And the world's still as chaotic as ever.

Else I'd be out of job to do.

Look at that. Past 100 years old.