Police in Kansas City dismissed Black leaders’ claims of a serial killer targeting women, calling the allegations “completely unfounded.” Then a woman escaped a kidnapper who had tortured her in a dungeon for nearly a month. (No paywall) washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/12…

TRUE ANGEL IN BUFFALO 💯 A THREAD: A local woman received a call on Christmas Eve, “Hi, you don't know me but I have your brother.” The woman’s brother’s name is Joey. He is 64 years old and mentally disabled.

A cop in North Carolina was illegally speeding down the road at 90 mph before he crashed into U.S. Air Force veteran Christine Harris, 57, and killed her. There is no toxicology report on the cop and the city of Fayetteville hasn't pressed charges against Officer Jonathan Fambro.

A police officer in Louisiana admitted to extremely horrific sex crimes involving children. Dennis Wallace Perkins was sentenced to 100 years in state prison. Perkins raped, he recorded videos, and he used his semen to "season" cupcakes before serving it to schoolchildren. WTF

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Guys who ride bulls fall into two categories: They look like they’ve just left the farm for the first time and have never spoken to a girl Or They look like when they fight with their girlfriends they punch the wall next to her

Pregnancy question #49272: Why didn’t the chicken tikka taco from Velvet Taco give me heart burn/ acid reflux but the Honey Bunches of Oats with a splash of milk is?!?

My nail tech was grilling me about who had done my nails last time I was in. I said “I’m not sure, it was a girl and she was pretty that’s all I remember” And the lady doing my pedicure giggled and goes “everyone who works here is pretty” Ok Queen go off

I think we gave pavlov’d our dog into peeing when he hearing our alarm clock 😭😭😭

I am getting my baby stroller/ car seat this weekend and I have never been more excited for something in my life. It was like shopping for a car

“Who on earth thinks these commercials are funny? Who is their target audience?”

Not the dog commercial making me sob uncontrollably

GOAT?

Nothing worse than being fat prego on TV 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Not me getting baby practice trying to get my high energy stubbornly intelligent dog to go to sleep and stop crying in his kennel 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Not me sobbing thinking about one day my baby will have to bury me

Jesus never mentioned homosexuality once…if you’re a follower of Christ or a “Christian” you ain’t get homophobia/transphobia from him. That’s all you.

I need y’all to know that my kid is adorably cute. I’m not gonna post her here because weirdos live on Twitter but just know, my kid is CUTE

A woman who got a text from her husband indicating he was taken hostage said Colorado police didn't respond when she called 911 until after he was killed 9news.com/article/news/c…

Not my husbands insurance trying to claim that our daughter is covered by my insurance (she’s not) so they don’t have to pay for her open heart surgery that takes place NEXT WEEK