i don't have red flags, i have fun facts

“My body is a temple” ok mine is a run down chain store they turned into a spirit Halloween

when i die, in the tradition of the queen, i would like my corpse to go on a national tour of all the bars i ever blacked out in

might dress as a vape this halloween so he’ll care if he loses me

me

when i said i wanted to be fucked i didn't mean in the head

I think today I will go and wander around a suburban target and buy myself a few trinkets I think this will cure me of all ills

Arguing with me is crazy cuz my goal isnt to win. Its to make you as mad as i can.

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

me patiently waiting for him to make the first move because as nasty as i am i'm still shy

they cancel each other out right??

Been a hell of a year

Bring back this show...

ALL U BITCHES DO IS LIE & GO TO SCHOOL FOR NURSING

my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer

People who post their personal family drama online are absolute clowns but also I really appreciate it bc very entertaining like wow yes I would like some tea