Megan Draper’s Christmas looks🎄❤️

My toxic trait is watching a YouTube video of some guy changing his brake pads and rotors and thinking “oh I could easily do this” when I don’t even own a socket wrench

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this is how your email finds me

All of us going to work on Friday

she ate that lil brat up ☠️

Sherman Minton Renewal INDOT Southeast KYTCDistrict5 Who do I talk to regarding this driving eastbound today?

Starting a tradition where my husband and I each buy books to start the year (won’t be hard to guess whose is whose)

If I went on the bachelor I would introduce myself by making him play the egg game. Congrats big boy

2 margs in but I’m ready to name this movie of the year

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

Kid free for the morning so you know what that means!!!!😜😜😜 (watching ken burns documentaries in peace)

YOU GOTTA BE RIGHT NEXT TO IT

If there is a sound better than a dog chomping on a crunchy treat I’ve yet to hear it

One thing about me. I’m gonna love anything with Danny McBride and Walton Goggins

That time of the year again where my husband keeps showing me Jomboy videos I literally couldn’t care less about

Having a stroke sucks but having a stroke the year after the writers strike when there’s nothing to watch is just criminal

In August, I had a stroke while at work as an RN. In September, I was stranded in Black Mountain, NC during Helene. God knows life keeps trying to take me out but somehow I’m still here. I turn 29 tomorrow! tswift would be the best way to start a new year ❤️ #fortheshoe

Nothing says holiday season like thinking damn I gotta quit eating like this