having sensory issues is so weird. how am I supposed to explain that I’m mad because the wrong lights are on?

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is afraid to sleep with the closet door open

The tape doesn't taste like scotch in case you were wondering.

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

everytime i tell him "have fun" i do not mean that shit

I never say yes to plans happening after 7pm cause that’s when I have to start my cycle of worrying about things that are out of my control for the next day

Please do not test me I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO

Going to a house with no pets is insane. Where do I look? What am I supposed to do with my hands? What are we even going to talk about??

For lent, I’m just giving up.

let’s play stupid i’ll go first

Can’t believe I used to think adults knew what they were doing.

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school

Not my raccoon, not my trash can

college be so easy and then suddenly you wanna end it all in front of your professor on a random tuesday

i highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer

Them canceling schools for tornados is crazy cuz they had us in the hallway face down ass up

Can I be 19 again I know what to do this time