recently i’ve been obsessed with the hooked finger-over-mouth thing that teachers do when they eat salads. i cannot stop doing it

Read a tweet that simply said "Call your mum and tell her you love her". Thought I'd give it a go. Dad called me back 10 minutes after I got off the phone and said, "Mum's crying. She thinks you're dying and won't tell her." Thanks twitter.

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

whenever you need a laugh, just watch the walking dead zombie auditions

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

Marcus is magic.

just learned about the iowa husband calling competition

Two cyclists leading the Tour of Slovenia decided to choose the winner with rock, paper, scissors

Rasmus Højlund to Manchester United, here we go! Agreement reached right now with Atalanta 🚨🔴🇩🇰 #MUFC Package will be around €70m with add ons, clubs preparing documents in the next 24 hours. Højlund agreed 5 year deal ten days ago as he only wanted Manchester United.

This dog got out at 4 am and rang the doorbell.. 😅 Sound on

this video has had me crying all day wtf was Fousey doing here 😭😭 x.com/swadefb/status…

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

Welcome back Bhoys! 🤩 Boruc, Hayes, Ambrose, McManus and Ledley all confirmed for our trip to Old Trafford next month ⚽️🍀 🎟️ Supporters wishing to buy away end tickets can add code CELTICLEGENDS-VISITORS-2024 on the seat selection page

🪄 Bruno Fernandes is up for the #PL Player of the Month award 👏 Vote for the skipper now ⤵️ #MUFC