Time Warner Cable sucks.

The torrential rain has created apocalyptic conditions in Astoria.

Grr MTA!!!!

Chase Bank is crashing!

The nicer the day the earlier I want to sit outside and start drinking.

Saw first firefly of the season. Little early, no?

What "rules" mean to a 4-year-old... Me: "What would the world be like without any rules?" 4 y.o.: "Everyone would be dead and worried."

Packing requires many more boxes than I remembered...

I've been sucked into a Sondheim vortex and can't get out. youtube.com/watch?v=4MCVsM…

New Yorkers are tweeting about #sandy about five times as much as the next highest-tweeting city. What does that tell you?

Also, I think everyone should start saying "batten" a lot more in everyday life.

As an ACTOR I have learned to develop a thick skin but as a HUMAN I'm having a harder time. How in 2012 are we still fighting for equality?

"Now you know why my wife doesn't let me shop alone." Biden at Costco nyti.ms/115ctTB

I love Joe Biden.

Based on the bass line that is coming through my walls, my neighbors are watching American Horror Story.

I feel like I'm in a really bad middle-grade book called "Rachel and the Mystery of Modcloth."

Random thing I hate: the "bucket list." You shouldn't give yourself deadlines for doing things, especially if the deadline is death.

#twitterrage