dragging my stupid fucking winter coat out of storage for the 5th time this year

‘You cut people off easily’ God forbid I have low tolerance for nonsense

April you dey go nau

Me chilling with little kids on family gatherings to avoid adult conversations

“if you don’t do it for him, another woman will” me:

ego so high that when someone hates me i try to make it worse

my friend said his goal is to only spend $50 today… man it’s Friday and we live in DC, be fr 😭

when someone asks me “how you see yourself in the future”

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

i always regret not being more disrespectful in certain situations

Person hate you, you say nah he is nonchalant.

being asked too many questions

Hier j’ai vu le film de MJ et je me demande pourquoi nos parents nous frappaient? Ça n’a tellement pas de sens.

Shopping isn’t exciting anymore. Everything is overpriced, terrible quality, & ugly.

when i have to repeat myself and i’m not in a talking mood

the women's bathroom at a club is the closest we'll ever get to Barbie World

DC is the final boss of walkable cities

uncomfortable convos >>> underlying resentment

How am i supposed to lose weight when i’m not used to losing ??