my grandfather closed my aunt’s fingers in the door by accident when she was in elementary school and even DECADES later he could not bring himself to talk about it. If someone brought it up as a funny story he would say, “I’m so sorry sweet Elizabeth.”

Fear is useless and temporary

I am so sick of being told to be small

healing can look like anything. for instance i’m about to do something insane

A baby bear catching snow flakes

i don’t need a recipe for disaster. i usually just eyeball it

My 4-year-old said she’s scared to become a grown up because she “doesn’t know how to do the gas station.” She has no idea how real she’s being right now

stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

Morning Daisy ☺️🐊

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

Punxsutawney Phil predicts an early spring after not seeing his own shadow. #GroundhogDay

Stick Season (Forever) is ours. noahkahan.lnk.to/SSForever

huge win for my people

Mom: I wish there was a non-side effect pill where I could eat anything and as much as I want without health problems. That’s my one wish 😂😂😂😂

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

happy international women’s day 💘

thinking about this monologue on international womens day and also every other day

What is the name of this animal?