1981 reads like a punk gig.

Still the same old song eh Boris Johnson ? youtu.be/6qUrwIwHYqw

Thought that might get a dirty delete, so here's the screenshot.

Sorry to ask Keir Starmer but there's a bit of a situation going on "up North" you seem to be unaware of with Andy Burnham fighting tooth and nail against Conservative incompetence. It would be considered good form if you at least pretended to join in. Thanks muchly!

I'm guessing all these will be silent on Twitter for the next few days...

Well I now have no UK party I can vote for because they ALL want to run this country into the ground.

Rest in peace Bobby Ball

Shove your little colourful cans of IPA that all taste like grapefruit and look like a piss sample the doctor would send you to A&E on viewing...

Lockdown 1 didn't work. Lockdown 2 isn't going to work. Lockdown 3 won't work. mol.im/a/8900897

Seems a bit over the top when you just want to buy a pillow.

I wouldn't worry. 1. Steve Bannon opening a Big Mac and wafting the smell, luring him to a waiting helicopter to secure his escape to Russia. 2. Midnight flit. They'll go in and find the place trashed and someone's shit on the desk. 3. Berlin bunker 1945

This Aquaman remake is awful.

Politics finest moments.

All my guitars were stolen a few years back. I've slowly replaced the lost 6 strings (single coil/humbucker/acoustic) as money allowed but today my partner came home with this as an early Christmas present. I can't put into words how much I love her (and the bass 😊)

Some people are no fun.

I thought this back stage at a GWAR gig.

Well The Guardian after the treatment of suzanne moore you can beg for cash to deny woman's rights but I'm not buying. Inclusivity demands you shove that equally up every single arse hole. I assume you agree everyone has an arse hole there? Over 300 staff prove the fact.

For all the people that knew about the band Polvo and didn't tell me I can only assume you sit rocking whilst clinging to Fall/Sonic Youth albums licking/stroking photos of Mark E Smith/Thurston Moore. I almost forgive you. Almost.

As a child I was looking forward to holidays on the moon, robot servants and endless leisure time as technology developed at an unprecedented pace. Today, 40 years later, I've had to take a day off from my usual 50+ hours a week work to wait in for a chimney sweep.