That's why I go topless. Well, part of it. The horns, y'know.

But consider the tactical advantages! Enemies coming from all sides, but they're too busy ogling. They miss, or you stop them in their tracks. Yeah... that's good.

// forcing my wife to bring me my ipad so i can draw my inky 😏

That's fine, just giving you solutions. They're your breasts. Do what you gotta with 'em.

[ tummy grumbling ]

// u are all so fake 💔

// who wants to play roblox with me

she doesn't eat worms. she's being a shitass. ... well, she did once. as a joke. ............... maybe she does eat worms

Hey, I can't control her. Believe me, I've tried. Just be happy she isn't feeding us a bug-banquet for dinner. She has the power to do that, probably.

Thanks. It's hard work out here. 💪🏿

it's so hard being married to the most beautiful, powerful, strong worm eater in the world 😞😞😞😞😞😞

Oh, yeah?

[Flexes on you significantly harder at a crisp 7'5"]

HELLO?????

// btw i have a karlach account @infernxl_heart