this text is more effective than a year of therapy

“what if i flop?” “oh but my darling, what if you slay?”

Idc about your star sign what’s your favorite Burbank amc? That’ll tell me everything I need to know

23 and Me but to find out what percentage of Nick Cannon I am.

F2F got me doing disney knees oh she ate that bad

Tonight’s the night a grown man has to get dressed up and deliver gifts to children across the world. Safe travels, Nick Cannon

u can read about giving a mouse a cookie but u rlly don’t know until u experience it first hand

can i accept u unconditionally or are u gonna be weird about it

you don’t rule this city the rats do

movie theater popcorn should be free for me because i like it

a well placed ‘na na na’ in a pop song is more powerful than prayer and medical science

sometimes being a girl is all about blaming how u feel on the moon and that’s OK!

God grant me the power to change the things I cannot accept

when i accidentally close my 47 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire