5 this week. My 50/50 guesses were all wrong 🙈😂

Those of you who have had the misfortune of following this account for some time will know it's always been an unhealthy mix of cat jokes, pictures of me and posts snidely holding those in power to account. I appreciate that's not for everyone but some people seem to like it.

Rachel Reeves must INVEST not cut The fact is, we can't have a strong economy without strong public services e.g. 🚌 transport to get people around 🌊 clean beaches tourists want to visit 👩‍⚕️ a healthy population After 14 years of cuts, people voted for working public services

Here is a heartwarming story. Ever since Ginger joined us, Bunsen has REALLY wanted to be her friend. He was curious about her, mesmerized by her movement, and enthralled by her presence. Early on, he followed her and just looked at her as she jumped on things that probably

I’d like to see if the power of Twitter can find me a contact who works for Peugeot/Citreon. Please repost for me 😊

Krispy Kreme delivery - toddler opened door

Says Nadine, the woman who ate an ostrich anus on reality TV while we all paid her wages to be at work.

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC

Girls' Own advice "Tony! What are you doing?" The first Kellogs Frosties advert, entitled The Cereal Killer, would need some serious editing. Girls' Own advice

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC

I used to love Motorola UK phones as they were pretty stock android but now every fucking time they update I have to go through the same fucking rigmarole to stop them downloading a ton of crap apps I have no use for. Think I'll be looking elsewhere for my next upgrade.

Yet another reason to avoid buying a kindle - it's keeps authors in the Amazon ecosystem too if e-readers can't load books directly. New Kindle e-readers no longer appear on computers goodereader.com/blog/kindle/ne… via @goodereadermike

Oh FFS. I haven't read the article but if that headline is reflecting the content accurately you might as well grade them on the number of wet playtimes they have to deal with! Ofsted is not fit for ANY purpose - we need a massive rethink of school "inspection"

If everyone who has been grateful for the NHS over the past 76 years followed and retweeted we’d reach a million by midnight Please take just two seconds to show you’re right behind NHS staff

You know what's really annoying? When your oven element goes once it's up to temperature because you don't realise until your food hasn't finished cooking.

Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Be generous with your ❤️s and retweets, and don’t forget #GirlsOwnCC

Lovely firework display here tonight for our 'Little Flyers Club.' Thanks to Beryl from our Ann Summers for organis...oh ffs.

King Charles charges this RNLI lifeboat station to launch its boat because he owns the beach. And they’re not the only charity he’s rinsing (Location: Sennen Cove, Cornwall)

I think this is the end of the road for me on Twitter. I'm off with the butterflies Sarah H.bsky.social