We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then. #PoliceSquad

Listen to the way he says "mistake". A mistake is when you leave your car keys in Tescos. When you back pass to your keeper without checking if he's there. What you did Sunak was a gross & major insult. Treating our war dead as just another item on your PR schedule.

It’s 46 years since Archie Gemmill scored one of the great World Cup goals of all time. Goodness me. That left peg had more magic than Paul Daniels’ pocket…

Funny seeing the Reform lot jump on the fact that the canvasser was an actor like it proves something. Like the last couple of years haven't taught us that it's possible for an actor to turn out to be a racist and start campaigning for a political party.

Funniest film ever.

The last 14 years

Incredible photos taken inside Category 5 Hurricane Beryl yesterday. The aircraft was collecting data for NOAA's research into hurricane forecasting.

I know there’s a lot of news around today - and a lot of sports news - but this is one of the greatest achievements by a British athlete, ever. I’m so happy he’s done it. theguardian.com/sport/article/…

TV commissioners up and down the land are bracing themselves for the onslaught from ex-ministers who've got an idea for a 'travelogue'.

If you're playing a game against the global working class using only the upper-middle class white kids who can afford a sporting equivalent to "piano lessons", you're going to lose in perpetuity. Amateur football in England learned that lesson, like, 140 years ago.

Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.

"Hi guys, thank you all for coming, now the thing to remember is today isn't about me. Sure, it's my name on the conference, it's hosted by the Tony Blair Institute and I'm giving the main speech but really today's all about Blairtain, sorry I mean Britain"

Scottish football is so back.

Saddened to see the “anyone but England” attitude of some of my fellow Scots today. Some of the stuff I've seen nearly made me choke on my paella.

Just a reminder while everything else is in full flow - if you'd like to come to a PSB show but have accessibility / neurodivergent / special needs (or are too young) that you think might make this impossible, please let us know. We have ways of trying to accommodate folks (cont)

This article, from our last run in 2022, highlights some of those we tried for ND folks, but we can also arrange soundcheck access (free of course) for those who can't make / face a full show. Just email us - [email protected] joyzine.org/2022/11/01/mak…

Sometimes it's just not going to be possible (eg wheelchair access in a venue with 95 stairs and no lift) but you may as well ask - if we can help, we will. Lots of love, PSB HQ xxx

The below tweet has reminded me of another story about Peter Shilton from his short-lived spell as manager of Plymouth Argyle.

#NowPlaying THE THE - 'Ensoulment' The teasers from the already released singles don't disappoint. This is a bloody good album from Matt.