Says the bloke who did a sex cat thing on national TV

The SWPL ain't messing around with their naming

I'll tell you could do with players like Sabitzer and Sancho

Shot and chaser

I was sitting on a bench in Worthing Town last Friday and a woman walked past me eating a 500ml, Ben & Jerry's size tub of Flake ice cream with a spoon. Either she took that spoon with her or she bought it while she was out.

Either way, she's the patron saint of me, now.

Even I know this, and seriously, I'm the whitest person you'll ever see. Fuckin luminous. Glow in the dark.

Anyway, Kemi Badenoch should shut up. She won't. But she should. What an insult to her own heritage and people. And then she has the nerve to lecture us on patriotism.

Ain't no one so invisible to gender crits as trans men.

Everton, and I cannot understate this, gonna Everton

Protect Ian Wright at all costs

An Open Letter from Fair Game:

'The decision to remove FA Cup replays from the first-round proper further undermines its prestige and does nothing to help protect our cherished football pyramid.'

#SaveTheFACup
fairgameuk.org/press-releases…

BuT mUh pLaYeR wElFaRe

Ha ha ha, this guy has earned more for doing this than I have in the last two months combined :-)

Fair fucks, fren. Enjoy the money!

Listen to the woman, for she is wise.

Sorry he wasn't as brown as you definitely wanted him to be, you racist disgrace

youtu.be/DpU-EZBKp1M

Item one on this list is obvious, flagrant bullshit, as even the existing rules don't include infrastructure spending.