Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped.

@knsstxs will miss this month. Sorry! What's on tap for June?

@knsstxs sorry can't. Wife and I have plans. But we have already started reading the Williams book!

Killah Bees > Spelling Bees

BREAKING: Pictures of United States Secretary of State John Kerry taken seconds before his bike crash just released.

71 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF D-DAY SHOULD BE A REMINDER AS TO HOW BADASS THE GREATEST GENERATION WAS. OUR GRANDFATHERS WERE NUTTIN TA FUCK WITH.

Fact: Nobody had ever eaten just one pistachio. I've never had less than 40 in a session. Those lil bastards are the angel dust of nuts.

Lori Petty looks A LOT like Roger Sterling #OITNBSeason3

@nuthousepunk #FuryRoad worth it though right #Valhalla

sorry america, but the thugs and gangbangers and savages i know would never shoot up a church

Sprouts is legit.

Japan Women in a deep hole. Storyline on the new #truedetective or #womensworldcup update?

Anyone have a bright idea on where in the OP vicinity might have ESPNU and the KU game later tonight? #askingforafriend

@b_a_t_t_l_e_s KC RUN GMC back in KC anytime soon?

"Pete Rose bewongs in da hawafame"-- Phiwee Guy. #ASG

Does Liberty Hall still do 2 for 1 tix on Tuesday movies?? #itsbeenawhile #staind

French vanilla is just regular vanilla with a tongue in it