Urgent message.

The King this morning received Flight Lieutenant Colin Bell for an audience at Buckingham Palace. Now 105 years old, Flt Lt Bell was a RAF Mosquito pilot during World War II. He gave a book about his experiences to His Majesty today. During the audience, The King presented Flt

On the one hand it looks as if mental decline is further along than I thought, if my editing of a my wiki entry on an AI text-to-speech app is anything to go by. On the other hand I think I might have just invented a new Olympic sport.

Now *that's* an Easter egg...

I don't think anyone has thought this war through. If Dubai collapses, our countries are going to be flooded by influencers, tax dodgers, and fucking idiots.

Kraftywerk

Schrödinger's twat.

Kind of implies there's another universe where the chip took two million years then gave a wrong answer.

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Keith? The bloody fridge is playing up again!

Robert Mueller died last night. He was 81 years old. He had a wife who loved him for sixty years. He had two daughters, one of whom he met for the first time in Hawaii, in 1969, on a few hours of military leave, before he got back on the plane and returned to Vietnam. He had

Digging out a Lloyd Bridges quotation for a reply to this, I came across an IMDB page full of them that are a) alarmingly fitting and b) crying out for an AI voice change... imdb.com/title/tt010205…

More nuance than I frequently get to see on here. Good.

We've reached the point where Danny Dyer is talking more sense than almost anybody ...

To be honest I thought facial recognition was going far enough...

Anyone think this will get even a fraction of the publicity of the original allegation?

My husband has lost most of his work to AI. If you want a great speech written by a human (not generic AI slop) have a look at his website mathew-owen.co.uk Please retweet far and wide.