104 days until pitchers & catchers report.

my parents just saw kamala in phoenix and my sister is in the crowd waiting for her to arrive in reno. i’m so jealous!!

This right fucking here🔥 It’s not just about you 🔥 Every vote matters💥🔥 #DemVoice1

It’s bc of this video

I feel like every time I tweet something that’s not about the election I immediately get a text from Harris-Walz telling me to stop fucking around and focus and I want to text back “even hardcore liberals need to get drunk sometimes.”

i did the thing today #vote #voteblue

Have you heard the new TikTok trend that everyone's trying? It's called waiting to chat on the phone until after you've finished your turn at the self-checkout.

will be listening to this on a loop today. #RIP Q

Too many of y'all don't understand that Quincy's legend is more legendy than other legends and that's irksome.

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

BREAKING: For the first time, Senate will have 2 Black women -- as both Angela Alsobrooks (Maryland) and Lisa Blunt Rochester (Delaware) are now projected to WIN. Really wonderful news for the early part of the evening!

Also, just because it can’t be said too often, fuck Ted Cruz.

we’re so fucked. hope everybody’s ready for president vance.

One of my GCs I partner w is a Trump guy. We won a new job that will start next year. I just told him I won’t honor today’s materials’ pricing past January. He asked why. I said tariffs could cause 100% increase in COGS or more. That I would send new pricing in the spring. He

counterpoint: maybe it’s time for us white women to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. black women don’t need to refocus bc this is what they’ve been doing all along. maybe it’s time to fall in line and stop trying to lead, JILL.

This right here 👇🏾 “This country does not deserve Black women.”

Matt Gaetz is gonna be the absolute man at whatever high school party he’s going to this weekend