'You're not having to risk your life in the trenches, you're being asked to go home and watch telly.' 'What is wrong with people.' Piers Morgan urges everyone to follow government advice and stay at home.

Being waken by the sun and not my iPhone alarm >

UPDATE:

STAY HOME. PROTECT THE NHS. SAVE LIVES.

I’ve been trying to collect good karma for a while now and the thing I really need isn’t happening, so karma if you’re out there HeLLo, I’m OvEr HeRe NoT bEiNg a BiTcH cAn U dO Ur tInG pLeeeeeAaasSSEeEE!!!!

Oh no! It’s a Gruffalo... tea party! We loved creating these treats for ☠ Zoë Traynor ☠ ‘s fabulous dessert table for Dexter’s 2nd Birthday. (Thank you for the wonderful pictures of the set up Zoe!) Cake, biscuits,… instagram.com/p/CDCKDMuB-6q/…

Another brilliant theme choice for ☠ Zoë Traynor ☠ ‘s Pop Arty Party (or Poparty, if you will) Iced biscuits, yummy cupcakes, chocolate brownies and a fab painted buttercream drip cake with white chocolate skull on top!… instagram.com/p/CE7bQS0B7w5/…

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I can’t thank everyone enough for all the kind and loving messages that I’ve received since the weekend. It means so much to me and to my mum. Today’s a special day because it’s publication day for Hear Me Out. At last. I actually can’t believe I’ve done it!

C’mon England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

If the teachers don’t give you the A Level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2 Us and I’ve needed up happy, with loads of friends and a Bargain Bucket Jeremy Clarkson

Super Cute #guiltyof