sometimes i get mad and grumpy at my cat for waking me up before i’m supposed to, but then i remember that i do it to her all the time just for a kiss and she’s never mean to me for it… much to think about i guess

CRYINGGGG

Before I die, I am 100% convinced this company will be exposed for fraud. How are they always in prime locations and you NEVER see a customer nor have you met anyone who has bought a mattress there? The math ain’t mathin.

ive identified the mcdonalds employee that snitched on the healthcare ceo shooter

More accurate picture.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

To all the young people who think Joe Biden is to blame for the TikTok ban:

“Don’t you remember gun? Your favorite game?” Is now permanently in my lexicon

We’re back

this bethany did NOT 😭

my work is moving from gmail to microsoft outlook. if this isn’t a sign of an upcoming recession idk what is.

Duolingo The person in charge of your company is one of the worst people I know.

long distance besties are the hardest 🥲 and yes i waited till one was in europe to take this pic

i misplaced my ouija board what have i done

“I was hoping we could blame this on immigrants, or at least a minority. Turns out it was one of us unfortunately”

Pop Base raising my price from free to free