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scho do I spit or swallow

AHAHA im scho fuhnny

[Oh no- he can't help but burst out into a fit of laughter. Aaaand..well, he made a mess down his face and on his shirt.]

eugghhh...

I'm gonna be completely honest: the bong water was grosser

[The obvious solution to him to clean up right now is to take his shirt off and wipe every thing off. He makes a face and sticks out his tongue] still gross though

s-sorry..I'm just trying to pretend I'm not the most humiliated I've ever been

wait. WHY DO YOU KEEP YOUR SPOOGE IN A JAR

BECAUSE THATS GROSS???

I mean its not the first time i--- WAIT NO. SHUT UP- SHUT UP- SHUT YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH RIGHT NOW, MR. WITT!

wh- what do you mean????

what KIND of vibes???? and what- figurine?

I did see some black thing in the jar when I was taking a sip

no, I swear I saw it!

you are a gentleman and a scholar. dope and smart pizza thougbts

Why my dude: that sounds absolutely "pogchamp" if I do say so myself

Would you want to play some videoed games with me?

Seriously though, that sounds super fun! need me to bring drinks?

Uhhhhhh..is anyone else, like....concerned that the big laser thingy is like...brighter????