Rush Sigma Chi Purdue: You'll get a t-shirt for everything you do.

Rush Purdue Pikes: If you look like you're 45 with a family of four.

Rush Beta Theta Pi-Purdue: We can't throw our pledges off the balcony anymore.

Rush Zeta Beta Tau Purdue: If you've ever wanted to live in a Pizza Hut.

Rush @Purdue_DU: Start an average boy, graduate a below average man.

Rush Purdue ATΩ: The only thing drier than our house are the girls at our functions.

Rush Sigma Alpha Epsilon: Rushee today, brother tomorrow.

Rush AKL Kappa Chapter: AK who?