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applying for a passport for my baby and

If you ask me to make you a sandwich, this is what you'll get instead.

Twitter "Oh my god! Holy shit!" The elsewhere site "Cats! Flowers!" Okay. I know it's a refuge for the can't handle it but they seem anaesthized

Staus right now is that rag used to clean up things in the garage that is threadbare and probably has enough different substances that it's combustible if you left it in direct sunlight

That perfect hrrk noise interruption when I skip a youtube commercial with the worst music

the only idol i adore.

Painted rocks for a fairy garden…. Yes, I do believe in fairies 🤫

Does the color red cause a visceral nausea reaction for anyone else right now? It's strange, the other governments that chose it. It says you should be afraid.

If I'm at nice underwear that vaguely matches, it means things have gone wheels off. Why am I?

Sometimes you go well that was weird as fuck but your whole life has been weird as fuck so you just go live your weird asf life and see what happens next

I just had a standoff with a bunny but it was awkward. I kept patiently waiting for it to move but it sat there staring at me like go you damn bunny ffs so I kept walking and it ran off. Bunnies aren't good at polite and I feel vaguely bad😭

I started digging a moat, but my landlord has been a real prick about it.

Okay so. Salad is the perfect food. I could pick at least a few items if I were in a rural setting and you can make a dressing out of nearly anything If it's cold you can use some of those things to make soup. It would be disgusting but better than nothing

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“there are other fish in the sea” the other fish:

my healthy husband just said, “I’m really craving water right now. I think I’m addicted to water.” & I got up, cleared away the candy wrappers surrounding me, & started packing my bags.

Watching men solve conflict is so weird "We're not WE'RE NOT We're not going to talk about this!!!!" "Random muttering"

When you feel like okay you might be dying but then you do something that makes you cool down oh wait

Love this lithograph by michael louridas Titled " Sea of Feathers" 12/1956