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Moongazer McWhite Your kid won’t sit still and watch YouTube shorts on the school iPad. He refuses to watch the ads. He keeps trying to distract his classmates. He’s going to need medication and an IEP.

Imagine the sheer courage that it takes to locate and read obscure samizdat like 1984 and The Kite Runner. x.com/marlene4719/st…

Our children will not be able to afford personal computers, that's just a fact. But for us, we live in the golden sunset and will experience beautiful things like this.

i want skeuomorphism back so badly

"I guess that is the story of life: that what you most fear never happens, but what you most yearn for never happens either. This is the difference between life and fiction." Philip K. Dick, 1979

I like cows, but I don't trust them. A cow is haunted the way a placid lake is haunted. Bovine grace is the habitat of a conniving thing

There is something unserious about a wizard with excellent posture. Sorcery should leave a bend in the spine like some visible tax.

Every story about Boomer parents squandering the inheritance is written by an unmarried childless soyllenial who fails to see the pattern.

Storage units are a chiefly American innovation. Faced with abundance beyond personal capacity do we choose to practice economy and trim back? No, we deploy capital and carry on.

There was a dream that was America. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

They tell us the ancients worshipped a man named Kirkland. Through his acts humanity held abundance and reached the stars. Only one icon of Kirkland survives, and it of dubious origin. He is depicted as a portly man wearing jean shorts and holding a hot dog.

When she asks what kind of girls i’m into

I realize I’m late to this discussion but I’m at Disneyland with my kid and 95% of the thronging masses here are childless adults.

So I guess White Lotus Tehran isn’t happening is it?

Divide the number of books you own by the number of those you’ve read. That’s your Tsundoku Ratio.

As I grow older, I appreciate more the pattern of season. For a few days each spring my chokecherry trees bloom. My son is old enough this year to walk the verges of the property among them, but not yet old enough to admire them. In time that will come.

Just once I want heavy refreshments to be served.

every team has a PR slut who will just approve anything