Alberta is gonna have a hell of a college football program when they join the United States.

tfw your "well behaved women rarely make history" teacher refers you for medical intervention because your homework folder is disorganized and you jiggle your leg in class

Yeah somebody should make a joke about it. If only there were a comedian in the house…

Evangelicals love doing things like destroying their kids pokemon cards and calling cartoons demonic and then go home and do ritual magic practices.

Israel has invested billions of dollars for the purpose of ensuring that I, specifically, as a single individual, do not have this.

You guys threatened to blow up my house

Fuck getting doxxed always bet on love

It's like people are JUST FINDING OUT information that's been available FOR YEARS, that we've been chimping about. "Where did all these Indians come from?" They came from you NOT PAYING ATTENTION and NOT LISTENING TO EVERYONE.

Yes I’m the one who’s like Jake Flores, good point overweight leftist comedian no one finds funny

They come here to a land at the height of its prosperity, transform it to their liking, make it a warped, heterogeneous mass, have no appreciation or understanding of anything that has gone into it, then claim it belongs to and was built by them. They are filled with hatred and

My heart cannot take this, she is so darn cute wtf

Classic dad thing is when you first hear about some movies he’ll be like “you can’t watch that until you’re 18” then you turn 11 and he’s probably thinking “well I need someone to talk to about this” and makes you watch it lol

Looking forward to the first leftist to work up the courage to break into my house only to be chased by my bull through the labyrinthine corridors of my lair like the Minotaur

I like all these people calling me a loser and meanwhile I’m sitting here having a very meaningful relationship with the man who runs Elizabeth Holmes’ Twitter account

I defy anyone to show me how I’ve harassed or targeted anyone or tried to harm someone’s life. If you guys want to dox anyone who disagrees with just do it don’t invent these fake justifications because you can’t handle what that says about your character

We froze young white men out of higher education and the job market We told young women that taking care of a family was a form of abuse We ensured housing was an unaffordable dream for young families What did we expect?

Nothing magical happens when foreigners touch American soil When you import the third world they bring their savage culture with them These people aren’t American and never will be, no matter what some piece of paper says

The 4 door wrangler makes me sick. Brother you don't get to make a neat little car "practical"