February 23rd. Oakland.

Hi, Tweeters! It's been a while! In the interim we've finished recording a new ep! We even managed to drop into a local studio and film some live videos. You can find them above / below (depending on how these show up for you ...)

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August 17th. Carson City, NV. @shoetreebrewco

August 17th. Reno, NV. Evening show. 8pm. JubJubsThirstParlor

October 10th. Oakland, CA.

Updated! Added No Accion!

These racist pieces of shit tried to lynch a man. Please help shuffle them off this mortal coil.

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As one year dies the slow death of an unloved fly-covered grandparent & a new year is born, it’s tempting to think of it as a new beginning but it’s just another lone step in the relentless March towards death. No one will love you tomorrow either Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

so I was washing potatoes last night when I got excited

#GeorgeCrustanza are stinky fart eaters

Try our new pizza slider, which combines the traditional constipation that pizza provides with our trademark diarrhea. Eat arbys

There is no God and, if you haven't noticed yet, no one down here cares if you live or die. Eat arbys

Arby’s for breakfast Arby’s at noon Eternal oblivion Will come for you soon Arby’s for dinner Cocaine and gin There is no god And this is the end Please continue enjoying Arby’s

Today is as good a day as any to die Please enjoy Arby’s