Mascots are cringe. You’re telling me there is a 5’4” man inside that costume doing fruity things. Fucking weirdo

Congrats ben, now let’s stop all this talk about carrots. Trust me, I’m seeing straight. Let’s look forward to the next brew we are gonna indulge in

Snubbed from the Hart trophy then capitalizes for his second OT winner this series. This series is nails

The thing I’m most excited for in the corporate life is showing up to work hung. I play better when I’m guilty

It’s like a lava lamp Jordan Stone

Cologne commercials are the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen

Boutta embark on one of those man retreats. Gonna be hiking through the beautiful lands of aspen with the old man. Let’s hope his hips don’t give out on him or else I’ll have to fireman carry him down the mountain #WhosGonnaCarryTheBoats

Yesterday it was Hyland Greens now it’s Pinehurst. People recommend to go to the range a few times before playing a round, but you do you ben

There’s nothing a whiskey mike can’t fix

Just got out of the woods, what did I miss?

Just watched the F1 movie. It’s basically a ripoff of Talladega Nights

If Mason West doesn’t turn out in the NHL maybe he can be Caleb Williams replacement when the bears eventually fail him

McDavid welcome to MN. No PEDs over here, just pure passion #russiangas

I may be living the best life of a young adult #blessed

The #mnwild are back. God is so good

Feel spoiled rotten with the Gophs + Wild on tonight at the same time. Is NHL red zone a thing?

Don’t be that guy

All of America rooting against you for a Canadian team. Imagine that

Terrible day for MN sports. Enough said