It's hardly the most important event of our recent lives, but Sarah Palin's recession is among the more satisfying.

Some kid had the Christmas of his goddamn life in 1981 and I have the receipt.

Kudos to Bekki M. for keeping her composure and not breaking out in laughter when this happened 🤣 Jaelin Howell and katie lund are a whole mood 🥃

How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster

Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"

Btw, all - in this episode, I neglected to credit Jeremy Wells Jeremy Wells who cleanly and politely corrected the mistaken interpretation of this expression.

If Chicken McNuggets are sold in packs of 6, 9, or 20, then 43 is the largest number of nuggets that cannot be ordered.

I'm eight weeks behind in a semester that's two weeks from starting.

My 20s have never felt more distant than yesterday when the sight of an oversized box truck coming down my street (where they aren’t allowed) prompted me to walk out to my porch to monitor the situation with my hands on my hips

the boys in blue are nice with it 😎

The best sequence I've seen live this year came from my hometown's new team.

.Ary Borges 🫶🏽 is World Cup goalscorer 😎💪

Well, if y'all liked the excitement of watching that game you should probably support your local National Women’s Soccer League teams. There's amazing talent out there. I know I'll be cheering on Racing Louisville FC no matter what.

A friend on Facebook asked what words we had learned from pop songs. Two of us had the same answer and thought Rick Springfield might get a kick out of knowing this.

In recognition of his hard work and dedication, we presented student manager Matt Gang with his very own game jersey prior to his senior season ⚓️⬇️

Making a difference on and off the field 💜 Jaelin Howell has won the 2023 Nationwide Community Impact Award for her work with Down Syndrome of Louisville, earning the organization $25,000!

Wait, if Biden steps down how do we know the provost won’t just replace him with 3-4 adjunct presidents?