VENEZUELA: President Trump announced he intends to install a tasteful display of Maduro encased in carbonite in the Oval Office. h/t Big Serge ☦️🇺🇸🇷🇺

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

“Ted, would you help me recruit all the Tory rejects?”

I had a momentary lapse in sentient thought on BBC Newsnight when I asked the former head of MI6 where he was getting his information from. Join me next week when I’ll be asking Sir David Attenborough why he thinks he knows so much about animals. #IranianRevolution2026

IBM Training Manual from 1979.

In other news….

Trophies will be accepted tomorrow at the White House from 9–5.

Andy Burnham: "Can I represent Labour in the by-election?"

I love that Prince Andrew had a codename email address to avoid suspicion and all the emails are like 'Had to spend the weekend at Balmoral, Mother wants me to look after the corgis, my brother's here too - not Edward, but Charles, you know the heir apparent.'

Prague🇨🇿 Thousands of Czechs gathered in the city center for the "Together for Ukraine" rally to mark the fourth anniversary of russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine. From the stage, Czech President Petr Pavel addressed the crowd, stressing that despite political differences,

"Sir, Gianni Infantino is on the line."

"Interim Ayatollah until the end of the season? I'll do it."

Here’s the fabulous Japanese Ambassador Hiroshi Suzuki Hiroshi Suzuki singing the Welsh national anthem, Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau (Land of my Fathers). Happy St David’s Day. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

“Intellectuals are naturally attracted by the idea of a planned society, in the belief that they will be in charge of it.” —Roger Scruton

Like getting the Forest job this.

Radio 4 has changed a bit.

When Starmer said he would stop the boats I didn't think he meant our navy.

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

How on earth do the BBC know the scores already?! Rugby is fixed and this is the proof.