That feel when your go-to people are all out having a good time and you're sitting here starting to wonder if a fucking Doctor might wanna talk. Hate doctors. Except Mordin. He's cool.

If Nicki Minaj had two partners would it be a Minaj a trois?

Hey all. My friend EthGoesBOOM has just started a new account and Youtube Channel called King Of Caps .

We know

Optimist sees glass half full. Pessimist sees glass half empty. Chemist sees glass completely full. Half with liquid, half with air.

From protein we are fooooormed.

Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los variin, wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal.

You have been warned. x.com/RenegadeMasala…

Someone else might have gotten it wrong. Art by The Salmon bit.ly/2y9LqzE

English friends. Tell me what city you're in so I can visit.

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

Apologies for no N7 day activity. Too busy being sciency.

Wonder if Normandy has a hairdresser on board. Miranda looks like she went three rounds with krogan. Hmmm. Come to think of it, she probably did. My mistake.

Do you agree?

Having sex with me is like Bohemian Rhapsody it starts off slow it gets weird in the middle and it feels like it lasts forever but when you check the clock it's only been like 5 minutes oh also there's a solo at the end

If Voldemort was a comedian would he be called Tom Riddler?

'bippity boppity boo' #TwitterTest x.com/garbygal/statu…

It’s not magic. It’s science.