if you say so mr tractor

god gives his hardest breakdances to his strongest rayguns

Yeah thanks Siri I wonder why I do that

me when my google maps ETA goes up 2 minutes: ah well. so much in this life is beyond my control 🤷‍♂️😌 ne when my google maps ETA goes down 2 minutes: no doubt due to my unprecedented skill behind the wheel

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Why must I solve an escape room just to be able to shower or wash my hands in an American bathroom

Do the google photos and google drive apps suck for android users too or do they just do that to punish us apple havers

something deeply unholy about inflight wifi. the time should only be used for puzzle games and watching movies id never watch on land. i should not be able to read posts.

Begging discord to stop converting :( to 😦 instead of 😞 or 🙁

the fact that i procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason i still procrastinate

Traditional gender roles dictate that the man is the hunter of media for the woman to gather on the couch and consume

saw a food delivery scooter pop a wheelie for at least 50m. put that shit in the olympics

we’ve had too much ted talk. time for ted listen

this reply has been stuck on loop in my head for two days now

Two years later and it’s now $7.50 for a minimum chips at this place!!

Dan Murphy’s opening hours

➡️ Bluesky time. Princesspeachey over there 👋