Me: only shares memes about how men ain’t shit, independent woman who doesn’t need anyone, and people suck Also me: wants to give all my love to one person and fall asleep in their arms every night Society: whack

I have really had enough of these sugar daddies sliding in my dms, getting my hopes up & then asking for my banking info. From now on serious sugar daddy inquires only !!!

It’s always ‘hail satan’ but never ‘hows satan’ 😔

You matter to someone. That person isn’t me but someone out there cares for you.

Your souls are too depressing I don’t want them anymore

Just because I’m the ruler of Evil it doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings and you can be mean to me :(

Santa is a woman

WHAT YOU ORDER AT BRUNCH SAYS ABOUT YOU: French toast: studied abroad& it “totally changed your life” Eggs: depressed Pancakes: realizing you wasted your youth Just coffee: existential dread Bottomless Mimosas: uses substances as an excuse to be self destructive

Make today the day you stop being a little bitch

If no one hates you, you’re doing it wrong.

I am a ⚪️ Male ⚪️ Female 🔘 Midwesterner Looking for ⚪️ bug spray ⚪️ Bonfire 🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch apple orchard and haunted house

It’s Officially FOOTBALL SZN TAILGATING SZN SCARY MOVIE SZN APPLE PICKING SZN HAUNTED HOUSE SZN PUMPKIN PICKING SZN FALL SCENTED CANDLE SZN

Wake up you sexy bitch it’s time to sin

I flirt with my best friend more than my boyfriend Taylor Hood

Forever going to be looking for a love as pure as mine and Taylor Hood lol