ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴀᴛᴏ-ᴡɪᴇʟᴅᴇʀ's ᴍᴏsᴛ ʟᴏʏᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴɪᴏɴ!!

Too bad I can't tell if I'm greying

Whatever.

⠀ GOD, I LOVE HUNTING IN THE CITY! ⠀

// wait I just realized what the fuck holy shit 5 years??????? Though I've spent the last 2 not writing here so. Hm. Anyway. Anyone here like mipha Zelda I made her again

"Great. What are the idiots up to now?"

"To show their——?! Gods. It's like everywhere I turn there's somebody walking around so desperate for a night with someone in bed. If that's even the goal. I mean, seriously? Can't they just wait for a visit to the beach at LEAST?"

" I-I meant in SWIMSUITS if people HAVE to show more skin than usual! There's no nude beaches that I know of and I'm KEEPING it that way! Ugh, unless Ryoma is the one involved showing off everything in Hoshido. He's supposed to be upholding those sorts of things, but. . ."

He's polishing the Fujin Yumi. For some reason, his brows are furrowed.

"That's. . . Well, uhm. Ahem. That's IF the officials decide to listen to me. I'm not the King of Hoshido like my brother is after all. . . .Best I can do is to start shooting at people. Unofficially. Maybe they'll think twice about not wearing anything out in the open."

Nonsexual intimacy is such a lost art. The eye contact, the gentle touch, deep convo, holding hands, mutual support, hugging, non sexual massages, cooking a meal together, shared experiences, cuddles, curiosity, silence feels warm. I can go on and on about this.

😐

Yo mama

Yeah. I know. She told me you forgot your lunch.

Could you just like. Do something about that already.

I MEANT CORRIN. nevermind. I see why it's getting nowhere.