I feel so seen right now #TAZLive

TGIF - Thank Guy It’s Fieri

“Leave him alone, you junk monks” - @sbruton22 (referring to Jawas) #MayThe4th

Running is a great hobby for athletes and those easily spooked

the world didn’t deserve shrek 2

If you are an adult man very upset that a gymnast prioritized her health and well-being over your amusement, I’m sorry about your divorce, Alan. Even though your kids openly call you a dick to their friends, you should still make an effort. Hang in there.

Do bands ever tour past albums? My life would pretty much peak if Young the Giant re-toured their debut album

Anybody still wang chunging?

if I was a stripper I’d go by Sir Loin

Be sure to remind people that Frankenstein was the scientist, not the monster, so they know not to invite you to things

“Wake up, sheeple!” *ingests livestock medication*

playing the fun game of “do they just really like ‘the punisher’ or are they alt-right”

annual pumpkin spice tweet

It should not be this cold in august

thinkin about tomorrow’s coffee

absolutely exhausted from burning the candle at neither end