Ngl this had me laughing so hard😭😭😂

need to find a husband i can’t keep paying credit card bill every month

a woman will have lapdog bf prospects in her dm who’d do anything for her but the bitch will want the one who wouldn’t pick her call in the first ring

hangout with smokers

god pls take away all the romantic cells from my body & brain

good morning god hope i don’t over yap or over text today

durr reh ke baat kar

served cunt

insane sense of humour

then i wake up & go to work

ok or okay

dhoom 4 plot leaked

softwear developer: people who make winter clothes

no man on my mind i can feel my whimsy coming back

brown households daughters: rage baiting sons: raja beta

loving me

kaleen bhaiya wasn’t really dead. his priorities shifted.

by choice

Just took off my daytime pajamas and put on my nighttime pajamas

tbh everything back in the day was done in a way nobody ever could because everything now can be & is being done by anybody