a.i. pacino (@preciousgoblin) 's Twitter Profile
a.i. pacino

@preciousgoblin

sweetie with poor impulse control. RIP norm / instagram @frog1154

ID: 468838382

calendar_today19-01-2012 23:46:26

36,36K Tweet

593 Followers

1,1K Following

Daggerlad (@daggerlad2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me: babe i’m lost Me: in tunnels under lawn Wife: Wearing your helmet babe? Me: yep metal one u got 4 me :) Wife: *audio message of metal detector beep* Think I found youu ;) Me: 👷‍♂️👍 Me: i cant hear u digging babe Wife: It was a big coin😳 Wife: *blurry photo of hub cap*

a.i. pacino (@preciousgoblin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Carl: where are you meeting the source is it the parking lot? Bob Woodward: omg no Deepthroat: likely you shall both be killed. I will be fine Their boss: pair of no good lousy bums. You are both doing me a detriment Bob: parking lot is where I go to jack it

a.i. pacino (@preciousgoblin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If I had been elvis I would have spoken to the colonel about the line “hunka hunka burning love” and pleaded with him. Please don’t make me sing that. Not again. Then he would beat me with an instrument

normal macdonald (@actualian) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thistle ayr game load of shite. Every five minutes a player is lying on the deck like scarlett johansson at the start of Lost in Translation

a.i. pacino (@preciousgoblin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

me directing the extras in a bruno mars video : ok so you are all like brunos friends who are gathered around him one guy: like for his birthday? me: yes great idea act like it’s his birthday bruno: it’s not my birthday

a.i. pacino (@preciousgoblin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There should be a word for when you are staff and you gossip loudly because there’s a customer you want to be friends with and talk to, and then a similar word for when you think you might be that customer