"I think the The New York Times needs help. They keep asking me for money." - Jenn Kimbal

Woah Netflix F1: Drive to Survive is my new favorite real housewives franchise

I just realized I don’t know what the word indict means

I think we should start calling them Prince Billy and Princess Kathy

Fantasia will never be the same again. Is Disney really replacing fireworks with drones? tcrn.ch/1tKhtuG via TechCrunch

I just want Adnan and Jay to sit in a room and duke it out. #serialpodcast #ineedclosure

New theory: Jay and Adnan were in on it together. Jay defected first. Prisoner's dilemma in action. #serialpodcast

Peeeeeeeete!!!

Holy Homeland Season 4! Way to make a come back. I hate just about every character, but can't stop watching. #homeland #uglycrying

How do I get Mike Pereira's job? That seems like a pretty sweet gig. I watch a lot of football and can Ctrl+F a rules book.

Whenever Al Michaels says Baltimore does it sound like he's saying Voldemort? "The Voldemort Ravens go for it on forth and inches."

Does this mean I need to become a Rams fan?

Gotta love a good Popovich mid-game interview. "Who's going to win? The team with the most points."

Mr. Shakira!!! #elclasico #ViscaBarca

End of an era. Nate Neeley, your last day of ball was almost as epic (and included a killer jumpsuit). Can't believe it's over #MambaDay

After thorough testing, the verdict is in. Chalupa > Quesalupa. #instantregret

When is this elusive soccer off season I've heard about? Starting to think it's an illusion husbands sell to their wives. Ahem.

How to become the most annoying person in the room: Jump straight into the 9th episode of Westworld w/o having watched any previous episodes

The book should have been called Shoe Dog: A Tail of Cash Flow Issues.

Neymar has had more hairstyles in the last five years than I've had in my entire life.